Sometimes people are so inept that it actually becomes funny.
BuzzFeed Staff"Kevin kept a bottle of orange Kool-Aid in his backpack for about four months. He thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and threw up."
Now there's something about the way he says this that makes my alarm bells ring. 'Show me what you put on these scones,' I say, and I start marching toward the prep bench. Sitting on the bench is the bowl of whipped cream, and next to it, in a plastic bag, is a broken glass jar that contains the jam — the m@therf@cker is feeding the customer broken glass.I grab the plate of mostly uneaten glass-infused scones.
Sister MG told him men have one less rib than women. It has to be that way because God took Adam's rib to make Eve. I had to show him side-by-side images of male and female skeletons in a medical encyclopedia and make him count the ribs before he believed that Sister may have been mistaken.there wasn't any truth to it.' You know how South America and Africa look like they would fit together like puzzle pieces? Sister told him that was just a coincidence.
— Cows just spontaneously start giving milk when they reach adulthood. Having a calf every year to start the process has nothing to do with it. On the other hand, hens must have sex with roosters before they can lay eggs. We got a set of four American stereotypes. The ones that I used to think were only real in movies — and one of them was an air-headed cheerleader who was one hell of a pain.
Kevina's friend: 'Uhmm... Kevina... we heard you. All of us.' Kevina: 'Sooo whaaat? I was talking Americaaaaan.' When we got home, Kevin informed us that we'd better ask for a refund because those pills in the freezer were duds! What pills? The ones in our freezer? That's cheese curdling enzymes called rennet. I'd been going through a phase of learning to make my own cheese. Rennet is a necessary ingredient that comes in that form and is best stored in the freezer. It absolutely will not make you high. In that quantity, it will cause severe gastric distress best not observed in nature.
Needless to say, it was a fun time, and Kevin was extremely confused as to what he did wrong. Hopefully, the dry cleaners can fix it, or our band is down a $1,000 uniform.""My now ex-wife was a bit of a Kevina. On one of our first dates, we decided to watch a movie and have dinner at my place. We decided to watchSo, anyone who has seen the movie knows the scene where Edward Norton starts screaming at his mom's Jewish boyfriend.
Not surprisingly, he runs his thumb through the feed dogs and punctures it several times. He calls out to the teacher for help. She comes over and asks him, 'What did you do?' Kevin says, 'Oh ya, I forgot, sorry about that,' then proceeds to lay the sub down on its side and cut the sub long-ways.
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