'I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional' —@benedictsred
, and it was a devastating day for anyone who has ever had a crush and those who like to be mysteriously perceived:While Elon may continue to disappoint loyal Twitter users, he will never be able to take away their humor. Here are all the best tweets from last week:
The nurse said she needed some urine to test for potassium."K," I said. Silence."I bet everyone makes that joke," I say. She's like"In 15 years of nursing not one person has made that joke" sociopath behavior: went to a party last night and as it started winding down, a dude guilt-tripped a bunch of us into playing a “light, quick game” of Settlers of Catan
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