So, How Did It Go? ❤️🤔 | 'It was the harsh wake up call I needed to realise that actually, I was a winning catch, and tolerating less than I was worth was a waste of my energy.'
At this point, I’d been living in Vancouver, Canada for three years, flying solo after my ex had skedaddled. MyIt felt likeMy first Tinder date was a French guy who wore jaunty hats and was terrible at French kissing. It took me four dates of platonic swing dancing lessons to find that out and I had to say au revoir after he turned up at my flat, shoved his tongue down my throat, and then requested ‘skin to skin contact’. Bleurgh.
Then came an argumentative scrawny man from Saskatoon who tried to start a fight during the date by stealing a cowboy hat from a much stronger-looking bloke after he lost a beer-drinking contest. He told me he hated Brits and was shagging his friend anyway. Charming. He’d just moved back to Vancouver from Montreal after having his heart ‘ripped from his chest’ a mere fortnight ago.
Not knowing how to respond, I Googled ‘micropenis’ and squinted at the photos while he described it in vivid detail. Maybe he had been caught up in some kind of unexpected funeral crisis, I tried to tell myself as I grew more despondent about the doomed date, testing my WiFi connection and constantly checking my phone.Eventually, my phone pinged.It was the harsh wake up call I needed
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