'I love a good nickname like Butter Knife: Not the sharpest tool in the box.'
“Why are you late?!?” yelled his boss one morning.Talking of bevvy, I read about a pub in Birmingham that’s issued a ban on “man-bags” on the grounds they could conceal a weapon.Before I’m accused of anti-male sexism, a wee bit of gender equality.
I love a good nickname and I heard this week about a fella the rest of his workmates refer to as Big Ted.I came across some other belters this week to add to my listl ET – always wants to go home.l Foreskin – disappears when things get hard.At Blackfriars pub in Glasgow, I’ll be joined for my first Aff The Baw show of the new season by none other than former Blackburn Rovers and Rangers star Colin Hendry, best known to Scotland fans, of course, as Braveheart.
I bet the 5000-strong crowd would have sooner split five loaves and two fishes than go anywhere near a Fir Park pie…Just before kick-off against Celtic, my old Radio Scotland chum John Barnes – on commentary duty with Murdo MacLeod – told listeners: “A crowd of 4312 for Motherwell v Celtic? That can’t be right!” And it wasn’t right.They were still giggling like schoolboys at half-time.
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